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iwouldntmindgettingtangled:

*whail*


So, I'm about to take my dog for a walk when these two guys across the street demand my immediate attention.
  • Boy: Hey! What the hell is that?
  • Me: A Chihuahua.
  • Boy: Hah! That's not a dog!
  • Me: I didn't say it was a dog. I said it was a Chihuahua.
  • Boy: A Chihuahua IS a dog, dumbass.
  • Me: SO YOU ADMIT IT'S A DOG!
  • Me: *Runs inside, laughing maniacally.*
I know I’m fat.

No need to keep reminding me when you think I’m not listening. 

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"I just really wish people would act like who they really are." Nik. Geez, I love her. 

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