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*whail*
So, I'm about to take my dog for a walk when these two guys across the street demand my immediate attention.
- Boy: Hey! What the hell is that?
- Me: A Chihuahua.
- Boy: Hah! That's not a dog!
- Me: I didn't say it was a dog. I said it was a Chihuahua.
- Boy: A Chihuahua IS a dog, dumbass.
- Me: SO YOU ADMIT IT'S A DOG!
- Me: *Runs inside, laughing maniacally.*
I know I’m fat.
No need to keep reminding me when you think I’m not listening.
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"I just really wish people would act like who they really are."
Nik. Geez, I love her.
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